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There is a guy sitting at a bar and is drinking shots
There is a guy sitting at a bar and is drinking shots.
He says to the bar tender 'Give me two double shots of scotch.'
The bar tender gives the two shots. The guy then does one shot and then pours the other one on his hand. He then again says to the bar tender, 'Give me two double shots of scotch.'
The bartender did not see him pour them on his hand before, so he gave him two more.
Then the guy did it again. He did one shot and then poured the other one on his hand.
He then asks the bartender again for two more shots, but this time the bartender saw him do it, and didn't think anything of it until he saw him do it again.
So the guy asks for two more shots and the bartender had to ask him what and why he was doing it.
He says 'I am giving you these shots and you keep pouring one on your hand, why are you doing it?'
The guy says. 'I'm getting my date drunk.'
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